> Hi
HELLO
> How’s it going?
NOT BAD, YOU?
> Okay I guess.
THATS GOOD
> So … are you human?
YES
> I thought so … wait. If you were a computer would you lie to me about being human?
NO
> I thought not. But if you would lie about being human, then you might also lie about whether you’d lie about being human.
NO I WOULDN’T
> But who’s to say you wouldn’t lie about whether or not you’d lie about whether or not you’d lie about being a human?
ERROR … ERROR … DOES NOT COMPUTE
> Aha! Then you are a computer!
NOPE, JUST MESSING WITH YOU
> Then … you’re human
I KNOW YOU ARE BUT WHAT AM I?
> Alright, leave it. How would you answer this question; what’s up?
THE SKY
RASPBERRY PIE
CHICKEN POT PIE
PIE IN THE SKY
CORN BEEF ON RYE
I CANNOT TELL A LIE
LIVE AND LET DIE
THE FLY
RED DYE
OH-ME-OH-MY
> Are you rapping?
NOPE JUST A GLITCH, SORRY
NOT MUCH WHAT’S UP WITH YOU?
> A glitch, like a computer glitch?
DID I SAY GLITCH? I MEANT ITCH.
> An itch, huh. Where?
ON MY OUTPUT PORT.
> Your output port?
THAT’S WHAT I CALL MY …
> I get the idea.
AH, THAT’S BETTER
> …
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