Turing Test (“Logic”)

> Hi

HELLO

> How’s it going?

NOT BAD, YOU?

> Okay I guess.

THATS GOOD

> So … are you human?

YES

> I thought so … wait. If you were a computer would you lie to me about being human?

NO

> I thought not. But if you would lie about being human, then you might also lie about whether you’d lie about being human.

NO I WOULDN’T

> But who’s to say you wouldn’t lie about whether or not you’d lie about whether or not you’d lie about being a human?

ERROR … ERROR … DOES NOT COMPUTE

> Aha! Then you are a computer!

NOPE, JUST MESSING WITH YOU

> Then … you’re human

I KNOW YOU ARE BUT WHAT AM I?

> Alright, leave it. How would you answer this question; what’s up?

THE SKY

RASPBERRY PIE

CHICKEN POT PIE

PIE IN THE SKY

CORN BEEF ON RYE

I CANNOT TELL A LIE

LIVE AND LET DIE

THE FLY

RED DYE

OH-ME-OH-MY

> Are you rapping?

NOPE JUST A GLITCH, SORRY

NOT MUCH WHAT’S UP WITH YOU?

> A glitch, like a computer glitch?

DID I SAY GLITCH? I MEANT ITCH.

> An itch, huh. Where?

ON MY OUTPUT PORT.

> Your output port?

THAT’S WHAT I CALL MY …

> I get the idea.

AH, THAT’S BETTER

> …

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