“John, see that bloke across the street?”
“The one in the white shirt buying coffee.”
“I think you’ll have to be more specific.”
“He’s right at the front of the line!”
“What kind of coffee is he drinking?”
“How should I bloody know?! He’s across the street! You see him?”
“Of course, Dave. We’ve been talking about him for the last 30 seconds. What about him?”
“That’s my new boss, Brian.”
“I didn’t know video store clerks had bosses, Dave.”
“What? Of course they do, and I haven’t worked at the rental shop for at least three months.”
“Oh smart move. I don’t know who rents movies anymore. Where d’you work now?”
“Bookstore. Anyway, Brian’s me future self.”
“I don’t know if owner of a bookshop is the best life goal, Dave.”
“No, I don’t look up to him, I mean he’s me, from the future.”
“But he’s at least two inches taller than you.”
“A man can still grow after his twenties right?”
“I suppose so. How d’you know he’s you? Has he said anything?”
“No. It’s just a sense I have. I’ve thought it since the moment I saw him.”
“Even though he doesn’t look a thing like you.”
“They have plastic surgery! Maybe I’ve been sent back for some kind of mission, to change a critical point in my life.”
“Like preventing yourself from working at a bookshop?”
“No, I’m serious. Maybe it’s a dangerous relationship, some woman takes me for half me money.”
“You haven’t had a date in six months.”
“Well time travel isn’t the most reliable is it? Maybe he got here earlier than he planned and is waiting for the time to be right. Or he’s building up trust with his younger self so that I’ll believe him when he tells me what he’s come here to do.”
“That does sound like something you’d do.”
“Look I know it sounds like I’ve been watching too much sci-fi, but it’s a sense I can’t shake.”
“Oh, I know people are here from the future. I just can’t imagine what they’d need to do with you.”
“Well it’s obvious isn’t it? Take Conan O’Brien, his future self’s been walking around for years.”
“Donald Trump, isn’t it obvious? Why do you think they used to work at the same network?”
“Think about it. Conan’s never really gotten over the whole Tonight Show thing. Sure he seems cool about it now but add another ten years and he’ll become a bitter malicious old sod. What better way to take revenge than to amass a huge fortune, and tell a bunch of celebrities they’re fired.”
“But Trump’s so much shorter than Conan?”
“Well that doesn’t matter does it? Your future self is taller. Maybe height can be whatever you choose in the future.”
“What about the hair?”
“Well if I’m not mistaken your Brian’s wearing a rug. Maybe jumping back in time causes you to lose your hair.”
“You’ve gone daft man.”
“No, I’m serious. Here’s another one. Daniel Radcliffe, y’know Harry Potter?”
“I believe I’ve heard of him.”
“Well he’s obviously John Oliver.”
“The summer host of The Daily Show.”
“I’d thought Jon Stewart was looking better these days.”
7 responses to “Forty Minute Story (“Future Self”)”
Did you watch the movie “Looper” recently?
Ha Ha 🙂 No, actually haven’t seen that one.
I like it, but I thought you said you were writing a zombie piece not a time travel tale. Still it is rather amazing, I have similar conversions with my brother quite often.
The zombie piece has no specific timeline. It’s more of an idea that’s kicking around in my head. I usually have anywhere between 5-20 post ideas floating in my head in various stages of development. I’ll invest some brain power to zombies sometime soon.
If you need any help with it you should ask me. I’ve tackled the issue a few times now. In this one novel I’ve never got around to finishing I use them as a contrast for the main character who is a werewolf.
Awesome……..Just Awesome Share.I love it.Looking forward for more.Alex,Thanks.
Yep. Definitely a robot.