Where do you get your ideas? (Fiction)

Common answers to the question asked of all writers: “Where do you get your ideas?”

I keep writing until something happens, then I cut all the stuff in between.
Dreams. Be happy I only remember about 10% of them.
Episodes of Star Trek: The Next Generation.
An actual conversation between me and my spouse.
My dog.
Some time after beer number three.
Some time after coffee number twelve.
Between 1:00am and 4:30am, if I have the language skills to get them down on paper.
In the shower.
On my commute.
Right before I fall asleep, gone before I wake up.
Sitting on the love-seat staring at my wife talking, knowing I should be listening (not that often I swear).
Staring at the books in my office.
Sitting in long meetings.
Listening to Shostakovich.
During the sermon when I should be paying attention for my Going Deeper post.
On long walks.
On the porcelain throne.
A story I head on NPR.
An article I read in Publisher’s Weekly.
Wandering randomly on the interweb.
Sipping hot chocolate on a cold, snowy, blustery winter’s night.
Childhood experience.
College experiment (not what you’re thinking).
Watching my friends.
Honestly I have no idea.